My Theory

Random but hey it might work
As I'm sitting in my desk like a nice little person I think "hmmmm what happens if someone takes some splenda and then some sweet n low and dumps it in fiji water"
Fiji water=awesomeness NOTHING can make it taste like better water....cuz it's good(?)
I think if I can get some UBER stupid person like wartmouth(don't ask) to see it settle maybe they might see the lost city of Atlantis.
Could be they have more smarticles than I do but atleast I think up great things.

In other theories: There could be a connection between 5 year-olds liking wild animals and the whole Dora/Diego thing nick jr. has going on. Apperently Dora has Boots, a monkey. Her cousin Diego has a tiger name unknown to me(I didn't know about this tiger up till yesterday). If nick jr. put Yogi bear perhaps talking animals can get turned into a thing of the past/scary things.