Damn summer is almost gone

Yessir, summer is about to be eaten away by the fiend that humanity enjoys calling an educational establishment.
I got what? 2 weeks left before band camp and then dum dum duuuuuuum EDUCATIONAL ESTABLISHMENT TIME. Makes me want to puke out some form of butterfly thing or atleast punch someone's wrist to let go of my fuming anger.

It's barely getting hot to begin with and then BAM I'm back into sitting in the back (then front) of a classroom getting yelled at for being a distraction/sleeping/eating/doodling/air bassing psh whatever teacher(s).

Fun times I've had this summer though...I went to sleep the other night and woke up thinking I forgot to feed the otter but turns out I don't have an otter and even if I did why would I need to feed it at 2:36am? I say that next year I'm gunna remember this summer with songs by Rehasher and AC/DC plus bmx bike accidents (had one or two) and cream sodas.

Weird thing is that I detest the beach with a passion like urination (it's a passion you can't contain) but I kinda wanna go to huntington beach.... there's this sweet place on a pier (kinda) that's all 50's themed. Went there last summer. Loved it. Wanna go again. To add to it's sickly awesomeness IT HAS BATTER ICECREAM. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Put that shiz in your mouth and you'll see that a surfer outside just landed an amazing trick which name you will not know because the icecream is exploding rays of rainbows down your esophagus.
If that doesn't sound delicious I don't know what does.

well I think that's all my fingers feel like typing for today....hopefully the magical chapstick of relief'll save my life in the final two years of my forced educational experince.

My Theory

Random but hey it might work
As I'm sitting in my desk like a nice little person I think "hmmmm what happens if someone takes some splenda and then some sweet n low and dumps it in fiji water"
Fiji water=awesomeness NOTHING can make it taste like better water....cuz it's good(?)
I think if I can get some UBER stupid person like wartmouth(don't ask) to see it settle maybe they might see the lost city of Atlantis.
Could be they have more smarticles than I do but atleast I think up great things.

In other theories: There could be a connection between 5 year-olds liking wild animals and the whole Dora/Diego thing nick jr. has going on. Apperently Dora has Boots, a monkey. Her cousin Diego has a tiger name unknown to me(I didn't know about this tiger up till yesterday). If nick jr. put Yogi bear perhaps talking animals can get turned into a thing of the past/scary things.